Franken-Simon!
Welcome to our house of horrors! Be prepared for blood, gore, drama and panic! But you’ll have to wait, I’ve got some DIY news first. I appreciate that it’s been a few months since my last blog and that your memories may be a little fuzzy. I left you with the knowledge that the roof tiles had been fixed in place and everything was watertight and battened down so we could tick that off of the enormous list that is Simon’s work schedule. I really need to contact my union representative, because in the UK I clearly remember having two days off a week, but now I only appear to be eligible for one…. We had been mulling over what to do with the front garden and had decided that lots of plants in pots and the same gravel that was on the drive would be the least high maintenance. I had removed all the stones from the front garden that had originally made a spectacular weed bed and we thought that an olive tree would look good in its place. Cue Simon on the digger, and hey presto! We had an oli